This Webcomic is such a successful combination of saccharine cuteness and diabolical crudeness that I am somehow glued to my computer screen, endlessly clicking ‘next’ until I thought that I should probably stop and write something so I could let you all know why you should be reading this.
Initially when you see these bears with their baby-cuteness, i.e. large head, huge shiny eyes and cutely colored fur with care-bear like pictographs of their monikers tattooed on their stomachs. Like the pill capsule on Prozac bear’s tummy.
These pseudo-care bears’ names? Prozac, Death, Lech, Evil, Tanked, Gay, Crack, Nerd, Vanity and Gimp Bear. To somebody who hasn’t already read Bear Nuts… don’t cha just wanna? Normally I don’t find myself jumping to to hawk a Webcomic with so much lechery in it but… c’mon… its like the South Park of the Zoo world!
And they don’t just exist in a vacuum either, which is the downfall of many a comic, no matter how funny. No, these guys are exhibits in a ‘Discount’ Zoo wherein they must kowtow to the annoying patrons in order to keep from being dumped back into the wild by their morally dubious keepers. And somehow they have to keep enough of their sanity so they don’t kill one another in the process. These bears are funny, inventive and best of all, excessively disturbed. Read it today!
